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Rooney Backs X Factor’s Katie Waissel After News Of Her Gran’s Prices Are Announced

Posted by GregB on November 22, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Wayne Rooney has confirmed he is backing Katie Waissel to win this years X Factor final after hearing that Katie’s 81-year-old maternal grandmother Sheila Vogel charges up to £250 per hour for sex through a website called Vintage Vamps. The Manchester United player who returned to Premiership football at the weekend after attending a fitness assessment … Continue reading →

Filed under humour, News Items · Tagged with Alex Ferguson, Grandparent, Katie Waissel, Reality television, simon cowell, Wayne Rooney, X Factor

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