Rooney Backs X Factor’s Katie Waissel After News Of Her Gran’s Prices Are Announced

Wayne Rooney has confirmed he is backing Katie Waissel to win this years X Factor final after hearing that Katie’s 81-year-old maternal grandmother Sheila Vogel charges up to £250 per hour for sex through a website called Vintage Vamps.

The Manchester United player who returned to Premiership football at the weekend after attending a fitness assessment in America due to his poor performance since the South African World Cup. The United star looked rather rusty when he came on against Wigan on Saturday.

However, we can confirm that after the news came out about Katie’s grandmother Wayne was soon looking perky. Sir Alex Ferguson the Unite manager was elated upon seeing Wayne’s new-found eagerness.

“If I’d have known then what I know now then I would have booked the lad a few sessions with Mrs Vogel weeks ago and saved the club thousands sending him over to America for training. I have never seen him smile so much, well not since we visited the Irlam pensioners Bingo Night last Christmas.”

Katie Waissel was shocked upon hearing about her grandmother but hoped that Wayne’s attention towards her grandmother would give them both a bunk up in their careers.

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