Vatican Introduce Own Brand Condoms

The Vatican today said that women as well as men can use condoms in a statement which clarified comments made by the Pope.

Benedict XVI broke with years of Roman Catholic teaching when he said that contraception could be justified ‘in certain cases’.

Today there was further clarification from Vatican spokesman, the Reverend Federico Lombardi, who said he had asked the pope whether his comments only applied to men.

“I can assure you priests are fine to you use them on boys or girls provided they use a Vatican sponsored brand and they cover up the mess after themselves!”

Reverend Federico Lombardi confirmed that new brands will be on sale shortly at all good retailers at Vatican City.

The planned titles will be

Papal Rider which comes in 3 flavours – Shameful, Sinful and Wrath

However, all future brands will come under the collective name

‘The Holy C”.


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