Lembit Bitten By A Snake During Sexual Act

Lembit Pleasures Himself With A Snake During Bush Trial

Lembit Opik was bitten by a snake while attempting a challenge for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

The ex-MP was bitten on the finger while taking part in a trial to avoid being selected to be removed from the show.

ITV the producers of the show quickly allayed fears over the snakes safety and confirmed that the snake is now doing well and hopefully will not have any side effects from the incident.

However, news reaches us that the snake was last seen riding a Segway around the veterinary hospital shouting abuse about how untidy the jungle was looking since it had been in hospital.

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