Doctor Poo : Christmas Special Gets The Gillian McKeith Treatment

The cold-blooded, evil, unfeeling, ruthless monster there. With a Dalek.


Obnoxious pretend doctor Gillian McKeith has announced that she has become a professional actress and that she is scheduled to make a shock appearance on our TV screens this Chrismas Day.

The turd-obsessed charlatan, 51, who revived her flagging television career by appearing in the hit ITV reality  show  ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’, today confirmed rumours that she has secured a last-minute guest spot in this year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special.

We can exclusively reveal that the sour-faced wizened old crone will be playing a new super-villain, billed as ‘the arch-nemesis of The Doctor’, and will be called Empress Bum Cigar.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

  • Archives

  • Submit your site to search engines This site is listed under Political Satire Directory
%d bloggers like this: