Doctor Poo : Christmas Special Gets The Gillian McKeith Treatment
The cold-blooded, evil, unfeeling, ruthless monster there. With a Dalek.
Obnoxious pretend doctor Gillian McKeith has announced that she has become a professional actress and that she is scheduled to make a shock appearance on our TV screens this Chrismas Day.
The turd-obsessed charlatan, 51, who revived her flagging television career by appearing in the hit ITV reality show ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’, today confirmed rumours that she has secured a last-minute guest spot in this year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special.
We can exclusively reveal that the sour-faced wizened old crone will be playing a new super-villain, billed as ‘the arch-nemesis of The Doctor’, and will be called Empress Bum Cigar.
