Silvio Berlusconi’s Makes A Last Ditch Bid To Save His Political Future

The scandal-ridden Italian Prime Minister, who faces a vote of no confidence today, addressed his upper House yesterday to urge the MPs who will help decide his fate to support him. He warned that bringing down his government would be ‘folly’. Stability, he said, was essential as Italy battles the economic crisis. Mr Berlusconi has … Continue reading

Exclusive Photo Of Cher Lloyd Released After Her XFactor Exit

    After coming in the bottom two twice during the contest tonight Cher Lloyd saw her X Factor dream come to an end as she was sent packing in the first part of the weekend’s final showdown. The 17-year-old hopeful from Malvern, Worcestershire, was the bookie’s favourite to face the chop tonight and, predictably, received … Continue reading

Pardew Shows He Is The Right Man For Newcastle

Alan Pardew was confirmed as the new manager of Newcastle United today. At a St James’ Park news conference to unveil Pardew as Newcastle’s new manager, the former Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss admitted that he will have to work hard to replace popular Hughton in the minds of supporters and the players. “The … Continue reading

Prisoners Change Their Religion In The Thousands After Pagan Rights Allowed.

Offenders who  claim to follow the Pagan or Wicca faiths – immortalised in the 1973 film The Wicker Man – will be given the same religious rights as Christian or Muslim inmates. Pagans and druids will even be allowed to have ‘wands’ or ‘sticks’ in their cells. They will be able to chose to take … Continue reading

Today Presenter Offends All C##t’s By Calling Culture Secretary One Of Them.

Radio 4 presenter James Naughtie has apologised for causing offence live on air on Monday by mispronouncing Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt’s surname. The presenter inadvertently used an offensive four-letter word just before 0800 GMT on Radio 4’s Today programme. Naughtie said he was “very sorry” for any offence caused to all wrong thinking out-and-out bastards … Continue reading

Birmingham City And Aston Villa Supporting The 2018 Bid

Birmingham City and Aston Villa fans denied today they were fighting with each other last night. Fans from the two rival teams stated that they were just trying to help with the England 2018 World Cup bid in Zürich. This news was reported after both sets of fans added their fine support at the end of Wednesday nights Carling … Continue reading

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