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Clarkson Et al To Be Culled Government Confirms

After a week of controversy over the Top Gear presenters derogatory  remarks towards Mexicans, permission has been given by the British Government for the three presenters to be culled. Larry Eyler of the Fox coalition confirmed that special patrols are roaming the country in search of May, Hammond and Clarkson in specially modified Robin Reliants. … Continue reading →