Clarkson Et al To Be Culled Government Confirms
After a week of controversy over the Top Gear presenters derogatory remarks towards Mexicans, permission has been given by the British Government for the three presenters to be culled.
Larry Eyler of the Fox coalition confirmed that special patrols are roaming the country in search of May, Hammond and Clarkson in specially modified Robin Reliants. ” We just felt after years of verbal abuse particularly by Jeremy Clarkson towards foxes that it would be ironic if we ran Clarkson down in a Reliant. We think he has gone to ground somewhere near Surrey. If anyone could allow us to borrow a caravan for a couple of days to hitch on to the back of the car, we may just entice the craggy faced tosser out in to the open.”
The Director General of the BBC, Mark Thompson apologised for the Mexican incident and added that he hoped that this would not jeopardise his all expenses paid trip to Mexico City.
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