News In Brief:Wayne Cannot Get Enough Of Coleen’s Fashion Range

Posted by GregB on February 15, 2011 · Leave a Comment

New High Street fashion range launched set to wow the nation.

Coleen Rooney has launched her first ever fashion range that she helped design herself – and it’s more affordable than her usual boutique favourites..

She said of the range: ‘I am often asked about the clothes I wear and my sense of style and I have to it’s all inspired by me Nan’s wardrobe and Kirkby Gypo chic. I reckon if this collection does well then I will be bringing out a further collection next year.’

Wayne Rooney expressed his sheer delight at his wife Coleen’s new fashion range.

‘Erm..I feel a new man! I was getting depressed wearing fashionable mens wear and now Coleen has launched her new range I feel liberated. Imagine the overhead kicks I could do in this little Gypsy dress I am wearing right now, the gaffer will be made up no end lad! Erm..She has promised me I can wear her other designs around our mansion provided I stop touching up and sniffing her Nan’s tabard when we go to visit her.’

It’s no coincidence

Some football pundits have noticed a spring in Wayne’s step lately. They have speculated that it can be no coincidence that the Manchester United footballer, who has found his goal scoring streak again during a period when his wife Coleen was in the process of launching her new fashion range.

Wayne apparently has planed a surprise for Coleen, ‘ Erm..She doesn’t know it yet but I have invited Gary Neville around at the weekend and we are going to model the full range for her. I can just see her little face now’