News In Brief:Wayne Cannot Get Enough Of Coleen’s Fashion Range

New High Street fashion range launched set to wow the nation.

Coleen Rooney has launched her first ever fashion range that she helped design herself – and it’s more affordable than her usual boutique favourites..

She said of the range: ‘I am often asked about the clothes I wear and my sense of style and I have to it’s all inspired by me Nan’s wardrobe and Kirkby Gypo chic. I reckon if this collection does well then I will be bringing out a further collection next year.’

Wayne Rooney expressed his sheer delight at his wife Coleen’s new fashion range.

‘Erm..I feel a new man! I was getting depressed wearing fashionable mens wear and now Coleen has launched her new range I feel liberated. Imagine the overhead kicks I could do in this little Gypsy dress I am wearing right now, the gaffer will be made up no end lad! Erm..She has promised me I can wear her other designs around our mansion provided I stop touching up and sniffing her Nan’s tabard when we go to visit her.’

It’s no coincidence

Some football pundits have noticed a spring in Wayne’s step lately. They have speculated that it can be no coincidence that the Manchester United footballer, who has found his goal scoring streak again during a period when his wife Coleen was in the process of launching her new fashion range.

Wayne apparently has planed a surprise for Coleen,  ‘ Erm..She doesn’t know it yet but I have invited Gary Neville around at the weekend and we are going to model the full range for her. I can just see her little face now’

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