Prince Andrew Could Lose Trade Role

Prince Andrew’s role as the country’s roving trade ambassador has once again come under media attention because of his friendship with a convicted U.S. pedophile.

The 50-year-old prince, Queen Elizabeth’s second son, has been a special representative for a government body promoting British businesses abroad and seeking to attract foreign investment since 2001.

However, government sources have told the media that his position was now in jeopardy because of his relationship with New York financier Jeffrey Epstein who was sentenced to 18 months in jail for child sex offences.

The unnamed sources said any further revelations involving the prince, fourth-in-line to the throne, would make his position untenable.

Her Majesty The Queen was besides herself over the bad publicity brought upon the Royal household prior to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding in April.

Harold Cross a 68  year-old  retired postmaster from Livingston, “What a dipstick getting involved with such unsavoury characters. Didn’t he learn anything after marrying Sarah Ferguson!”

Prince Andrew’s private secretary has denied rumours that the prince had planed to host the ‘2011 Nonce of the Year Awards’ at Buckingham Palace this summer.

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One Response to “Prince Andrew Could Lose Trade Role”
  1. unpaidlabour says:

    Funny stuff. Nice blog.

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