Icelandic Phallus Museum Receives Surprise Package

Nick Clegg bravely showing us the size of his "parliamentary majority" there

An unusual museum in Iceland that only contains animal penises, has today announced the arrival of their first ever human exhibit.

The Iceland Phallological Museum is located in the fishing town of Húsavik and, until today, contained two-hundred-and-nine animal “penises and penile parts”, including every single species of land mammal in Iceland; except one.

Now, with the delivery of the pickled member of the recently-deceased legendary womaniser, Pall Arason, the museum can claim the full set.

In the meantime, rumours coming in from London that the Liberal Democrat Party have offered to donate Nick Clegg to the museum remain unconfirmed.

We were hoping to be able to bring you more on this story but it’s so cold in Iceland at the moment, we could sadly only manage a couple of inches.

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