Breaking News: Premiership Manager Takes Out Super Injunction

Breaking News: A Premiership manager has apparently taken out a super injunction today against a leading newspaper to stop them running with a story of his alleged affair with Referee Howard Webb. Also this week Premier League winners Manchester United have announced that they will be issuing free Super Injunctions to all their players at … Continue reading

The Rank News At The Movies: Transformers 3

The Rank News Magazine: The Queens Tour Of Ireland Special

The Rank News Magazine The Queens Tour Of Ireland 200 page souvenir special. We follow her majesty Queen Elizabeth II on her  historical tour of the Republic of Ireland. With exclusive behind the scene access to her hair, makeup and clothe designs as she tours the Irish Republic for the first time. Related articles Standing … Continue reading

Look- A-likes: Alex Jones From The One Show

Capello On Brink After Stanley Matthews’ England Quit Stunner

England manager Fabio Capello was left reeling today after the unexpected international retirement of legendary winger Stanley Matthews. The latest body-blow to the hapless Italian supremo was delivered by Sir Stanley’s ‘spokesman’, ridiculous shyster Derek Acorah. The oleaginous charlatan, 52, released a statement purporting to speak on behalf of Sir Stan saying “It is with … Continue reading

Nick Clegg: We Need To Be More Muscular Within The Coalition Government

Vince Cable takes up Nick Clegg’s call for a more muscular role in the coalition for his Liberal Democrat party. Simon Hughes MP the Deputy Leader of the Liberal Democrats welcomed the news and confirmed that he will be pumping Mr Cable for tips on how to beef up his own image in the public … Continue reading

Schwarzenegger And Shriver Announce Separation

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver have  announced their separation after 25 years together. Related articles Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver: Separated after 25 Years (blippitt.com) Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announce separation (news-briefs.ew.com) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver Announce Split After 25 Years (mediaite.com) Schwarzenegger & Shriver Say They Are Separating (salgon.wordpress.com) Schwarzenegger and … Continue reading

News In Brief : Moment When Obama Watches Horrific Scenes

News In Brief: Elton John To Sing At Bin Laden Benefit Concert

David Cameron Gives His View On The News From Pakistan This Morning

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