Breaking News: Premiership Manager Takes Out Super Injunction

Breaking News: A Premiership manager has apparently taken out a super injunction today against a leading newspaper to stop them running with a story of his alleged affair with Referee Howard Webb.

Also this week Premier League winners Manchester United have announced that they will be issuing free Super Injunctions to all their players at this years Christmas party. This is a move to prevent future scandals against extra marital affairs, sleeping with prostitutes and alleged rape which have occurred during and after previous Christmas parties in the past. An unknown Manchester United player has sort legal help regarding  quelling persistent rumours that he has allegedly slept with his nanny, although it is unclear if the request was actually referring to the players team mate Nani or not!

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