A New Breakfast Cereal To Help You Through The Day

Posted by GregB on June 22, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Mmm... Brains

Are you always frustrated during the day with your lack of human fibre? Zombie All Brain is the human flesh hunting brain munching breakfast cereal for you. 9 out of 10 Zombies recommend All Brain when there are just no humans around to feed off.

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