Zara and Mike Royal Wedding Gift Available To All Our Readers

The Rank News is happy to announce the Royal Gift of the century with its new Mike Tindall detachable nose. 

Did CIA Rendition Of Suspect Terrorists Mountain Lion Leave Victim In Wrong State?

Speculation is growing this week that the body of a dead mountain lion found 2896 km’s from its natural habitat may have been a Taliban insurgent.  A possible eyewitness to the finding was 49 year-old Bo Hopkins an unemployed conspiracy theorist. “It sure looked like one of those Taliban terrorists to me. It had long … Continue reading

Tiger Woods’ New Caddy Unveiled

Permanently-beleaguered golfer Tiger Woods has sensationally announced the replacement to his long-term caddy Steve Williams. And Henrik Stenson need worry no more as Tiger has confirmed he has finally cleaned up his act and has promised he will no longer pursue Fanny. Well except this last time……….  

Alternative Movie Posters: UP

Coming soon the story that they thought would never get out “Locked Up” a humbling movie about the Murdoch business empire. Watch as Rupert Murdoch tries to find where his heart is in this family tear jerker of Hacking gone wrong. Locked Up coming to a prison near you very soon.

Cameron’s African Trip Cut Short By Hacking Scandal

David Cameron’s trip to Africa was cut short this week after the Hacking scandal escalated. Mr Cameron is expected to face an MP’s  enquiry into his hiring of Andy Coulson as his press secretary Related articles Cameron to face Commons on hacking (mirror.co.uk) Cameron Pledges ‘Profound Apology’ If Coulson Lied Over Hacking (businessweek.com) David Cameron … Continue reading

The Rank News Cheesy Movies

The Ranks News looks at some of Hollywood’s cheesiest movies ever released. Related articles The Rank News At The Movies (ranknews.wordpress.com) The Rank News At The Movies: Transformers 3 (ranknews.wordpress.com) This woman has eaten nothing but cheesy potatoes for THIRTY. YEARS. (blahbethany.com) 100 Summer Days of Cheesy Giveaways (thefoodielist.co.uk)

Murdoch To Give What All NOTW Readers Are Begging For If They Buy The Sun

  Rupert Murdoch who flew in to London to try and quell the continuing crisis at News International bowed to popular demand today and announced a full naked spread of himself in tomorrows Sun Newspaper. “I know what our readers want besides the hacking of dead school girls and Service men and women! They want … Continue reading

The Final Headline For The News of The World?

  The demise of News of The World was announced today much to the joy of all right minded people. We at the Rank News would like to suggest this as a possible headline for Sunday’s last edition. Related articles News of the World RIP (steveshark.wordpress.com) Murdoch shuts News of the World (cbc.ca) News Of … Continue reading

News Of The World Under Fire Release New DVD

News of the World came under fire again today after further revelations of phone tapping came to light.           Related articles The News of the World (adamcollyer.wordpress.com) Phone-hacking scandal: Advertisers withdraw from this weekend’s edition of the News of the World (mirror.co.uk) News of the World just lost a huge advertiser … Continue reading

The Rank News At The Movies

The Rank News at the Movies looks at famous films with very fishy titles. We have all seen some bad movies over the years but these titles in the Rank News Video collection have surely had us hooked for some time now. Related articles Our Weekly Recommendations (July 5th 2011) (supermarcey.com) Smells a little fishy … Continue reading

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