Murdoch To Give What All NOTW Readers Are Begging For If They Buy The Sun


 

Nice And Sleazy Does It Every Time

Rupert Murdoch who flew in to London to try and quell the continuing crisis at News International bowed to popular demand today and announced a full naked spread of himself in tomorrows Sun Newspaper.

“I know what our readers want besides the hacking of dead school girls and Service men and women! They want to see my naked ageing body writhing in ecstasy on a BSKYB channel. Seeing is that is not likely for the next twelve months at least our loyal Sun Readers will get to see me full frontal in tomorrows supplement.” The ageing business tycoon panted after a long session with his fitness trainer today.

A source at the Sun Newspaper confirmed that all readers will have the chance to have their very own telephone hacked so they to can feel like a famous person as well as a private answer phone message from Rebekah Brooks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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