O2 Customers Tell Syrians You Don’t Know What Hardship Is

Furious O2 customers have bombarded social media sites in the last 24 hours in protest against the failure of the mobile network.

The wrathful reaction of disaffected users has become worldwide news as the day-long loss of mobile signal to several millions of Brits has been described as “worse than the atrocities in Syria”.

A spoilt whingeing smartphone bastard yesterday

As one twitter user, douchebag27, put it, the signal outage was “MASSIVELY shit. Worst. Thing. Ever”. And even more damningly, FlatcapPrick summed up the frenzied anger, “At least Assad makes sure the mobile systems work on time. And Hitler probably!!”

Rank News contacted London’s leading technology pioneer Jeremy Cunting-Shite  who summed-up the national tragedy thus “The twitterati have spoken man. And they’re bang right chief. At least those persecuted Syrians have functioning mobile networks to tweet their murder and suffering. What have we got? I thought this was meant to be America, yeah?” 

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