Qur’an-Burning Dipshit Offers to Fight Afghan War On His Own
The controversial Pastor Terry Jones, who plans to stage a Qur’an burning day to mark the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, has today offered to make an astonishing sacrifice to salvage his ‘event’.
Vatican To Supply Religious Lucky Charms To MOD
Vatican we can confirm are to Supply MOD with protective rosary beads after Guardsman Glen Hockton was saved during a patrol in Afghanistan. This news has created a flood of requests from hundreds of soldiers for their own religious paraphernalia. Christian shops across the country have reported excessive sales compared to previous years and are … Continue reading
Government Apology Over 2 Year Delay In Condolence Letter
It was announced in parliament by Prime Minister Gordon Brown this week that a further 9, ooo soldiers will be deployed to Afghanistan in the early part of December. This would appear to be in contradiction to President Obama’s announcement that he is looking to start withdrawing American troops as early as 2010. Also this … Continue reading
Corruption Fears Over Afghan Poll
Voting cards are being offered for sale in Afghanistan as the presidential election approaches, an undercover investigation finds. The elections due to take place have come under close scrutiny after an investigation uncovered the open selling of voting cards in many parts of Afghanistan. We managed to buy a handful of cards and have been … Continue reading
Prince Harry In Fake Photo Scandal
Reports are coming through that a photograph showing Prince Harry in action in Afghanistan is a fake. One major television network is claiming that Prince Harry never set foot in Afghanistan and the picture has been retouched to look like he was serving there. One photographic expert said, “ If you look at the reflection … Continue reading
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