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Syria Crisis Escalates

Posted by GregB on September 9, 2013 · Leave a Comment

As Syrian crisis continues John Kerry confirms greater resolve is needed to fight Asad’s regime. Related articles U.S. Secretary of State: Several years may be required for political settlement of crisis (en.trend.az) John Kerry on Syria: Assad has one week to hand over chemical weapons arsenal and avoid attack (independent.co.uk) Syria crisis: latest (telegraph.co.uk) Kerry … Continue reading →

Category america, humour, News Items, Politics · Tagged with Asad, Barack Obama, Bashar al-Assad, John Kerry, Syria, United States, United States Secretary of State

Mitt Romney Makes Final Push To Woo Women Voters

Posted by GregB on November 7, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney urges American voters to turn out and vote today with a final push to woo voters.

Category america, humour, News Items, Politics · Tagged with Barack Obama, election, Government, Mitt Romney, President, Republicans, United States, Voting

The Rank News Magazine – 1 September 2012

Posted by GregB on September 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Oscar Nomination After Clint Eastwood Tals At The Republican National Convention- Rank News Magazine Out Now

Category america, humour, News Items, Politics · Tagged with Academy Award, Barack Obama, Celebrities, clint eastwood, empty chair, Entertainment, human flesh, Media, Mitt Romney, news, News magazine, news views, Republican, Republican National Convention, the rank news magazine

Millions To Move To Iran Over World of Warcraft Sanctions

Posted by GregB on August 29, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Millions of parents across the world call for tougher sanctions to block World of Warcraft (WOW) in their homes otherwise they will move to Iran. Blizzard confirmed they have removed access to Iranian players as they were following strict US trade sanctions between the US and Iran.

Category america, humour, News Items · Tagged with Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Economic sanctions, iran, United States, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

News In Brief: Queen Comments On Naked Prince Harry Pictures

Posted by GregB on August 26, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Queen not happy after hearing of pictures of a naked Prince Harry published in the Sun Newspaper. Related articles Prince Harry NAKED! (hothits957.cbslocal.com) Prince Harry Naked: Could This Happen to Anyone? (lockergnome.com) Pictures: Prince Harry Nude Pictures (everyjoe.com) Why The Sun is printing naked Prince Harry pictures (thesun.co.uk)

Category america, humour, news, News Items, newspaper, newspapers, prince phillip, queen elizabeth, royal family · Tagged with Las Vegas Nevada, Newspaper, Prince Harry, Prince Harry of Wales, Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh, royal family, Sun, the queen, the sun newspaper

Republican National Convention To Be Delayed Due To Looming Storm Clouds

Posted by GregB on August 26, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Republicans have decided to delay by a day discussions at their national convention in Florida because of the threat of Tropical Storm Akins.

Category america, humour, News Items, Politics · Tagged with Florida, Mitt Romney, Reince Priebus, Republican, Republican National Convention, Todd Akin, Tropical cyclone, Weather forecasting

The Rank News Magazine Out Now

Posted by GregB on August 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

In this weeks Rank News Magazine we have an exclusive Todd Akin bracelet offer for all you diehard Republicans out there. Also inside Republican Politicians wives seek answers after further cases of political suicide are about to be unearthed. Related articles “Pandering To The Stupid”: Why The GOP Breeds Politicians Like Todd … Continue reading →

Category america, humour, News Items, Politics · Tagged with bracelets, Political suicide, Republican, Republican Party, Todd Akin, United States

The Sun Apologises For Printing Pictures Of A Naked Ginger

Posted by GregB on August 24, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Public outcry still surrounds the Sun newspaper after they released naked pictures of Prince Harry this week. The pictures have resulted in Royal disapproval and a written complaint to the press standards committee.

Category america, global news, global news terrorists, humour, News Items · Tagged with Danny Alexander, Las Vegas Nevada, News International, Newspaper, Press Complaints Commission, Prince Harry, Prince Harry of Wales, The Rank News

Mars Rover Curiosity Hits A Snag

Posted by GregB on August 23, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Mars Rover Curiosity hit a snag today Nasa officials confirmed.

Category america, humour, News Items · Tagged with curiosity, humour, Mars Rover, Mars Rover Curiosity, Mars Science Laboratory, NASA, news, The Rank News

Victims Thank Akin and Galloway For Enlightening Them With The Truth

Posted by GregB on August 23, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Congressman Todd Akins and British politician George Galloway’s clarification on the legitimacy of rape have been welcomed by confused victims this week. Akins who stated a woman’s ability to conceive her unwanted child proves that she was not, in fact legitimately raped was great comfort to the many thousands of women viciously raped in America … Continue reading →

Category america, humour, News Items, Politics · Tagged with Baltimore, Britain, Galloway, George Galloway, Julian Assange, Rape, Todd Akin, United States