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This Weekends Free Supplement.This Weekends Free Supplement.

This Weekend The Global News Terrorists brings you a free Christmas Wine Supplement as chosen by Amy Wino herself. Looking for something better suited for your Christmas lunch than a bottle of Thunderbird or a can of Tennants Extra Strong? Then our free supplement is a must for you this Christmas.

Christmas Gift Ideas: By ANL Products

For The Woman In Your Life Who Has It All:Bad Teeth, Spotty Skin And Facial Hair Why Not Buy Her CRACK PIPE By AMY WINEHOUSE This Christmas?

Police Called to Mass Brawl At Wedding.

A member of the general public was forced to call their local police station after a wedding at the picturesque resort of Cana, Galilee after trouble at a local wedding. Officers raided the out of hand party after Jesus openly refused to produce a large quantity of wine as promised. Jesus, one eyewitness confirmed, had … Continue reading

The Winner Of The Lights On But No One Is Home Award Goes To:-

AMY WINEO……. Miss Winehouse was seen recently carrying a lamp at a DJ gig in London. The ailing diva who is used to having the spot light on her decided it would seem to bring her own lighting just in case she was unrecognized? With an outfit like that Amy I doubt you would have … Continue reading

Amy Winehouse In New Makeover

After complaints that the wax model of Amy Winehouse at Madam Tussuad’s in London didn’t look life like enough, experts have changed Amy’s appearance today. (Some feel for the better – Ed)

Heroin-addicted elephant leaves rehab

A former drug-addicted elephant has been pronounced clean after a emerging from a three-year detox programme. The four-year-old bull elephant, called either ‘Big Brother’ or ‘Xiguang‘, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used bananas spiked with heroin to control him.After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, … Continue reading

Mid Week Supplement

It’s Official:

Your favourite spoof newspaper has had 10,000 hits in just five months. The Guinness Book of World Records confirmed this week that we have now officially had more hits than Amy Winehouse (is that possible) Editor

Amy Winehouse DJs In Camden Pub

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