D.O.P.E Den is announced
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has responded quickly to reports from GNT that he was preparing to set up an illegal drug den within 10 Downing Street. The PM’s press officer, Humphrey Dumphrey, has announced that the PM will be adding an extension to Downing Street to set up a new Department to investigate MP’s expenses. … Continue reading
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Boris Tastes Victory
Conservative Boris Johnson is the new mayor of London – ending Ken Livingstone’s eight-year reign at City Hall. Boris was unavailable today for comments after his victory as his PR confirmed he was busy trying to remember where London actually is.
Boris Under Attack After Stolen Moustache In Iraq
Boris Johnson has hit the news again after it was stated in the daily Broadsheets that he confessed to stealing a souvenir from Iraq. Mr Johnson admitted that in 2003 he had lifted the souvenir whilst in Iraq at the time. Boris was less than happy to receive a letter form the Metropolitan Police asking … Continue reading
Amy Wino Wanted By Boris
Boris Johnston has lambasted Sir Elton John for not supporting him in his quest to be the next Mayor of London. Mr Johnston was bitterly disappointed that the aging musician could not see to backing him even thought they send each other Christmas cards each year. Brian Paddick it appears is the man who has … Continue reading
