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Scout Club AGM

Posted by GregB on November 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Dear Member, We hope you will be able to attend our 5th annual general meeting of the Wirral Scout Club. This year it will be held at the local parish hall at 6.45 pm and I have been assured that the Octogenarian’s Boxercise Class will have vacated the hall by 6.25pm precisely and any fluid … Continue reading →

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Tory MP Stripped Of His Whip

Posted by GregB on January 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

MPs suspend Conway from Commons MP’s vote to suspend Tory Derek Conway for 10 days and order him to return £13,161 of payments to his son. The Conservative MP had denied he had done anything as his son was a boy scout and he had merely paid him the £13,161 as part of his son’s … Continue reading →

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