Simon Cowell To Be Knighted For Dross On Television
Simon Cowell is to be knighted for his contribution to the puerile $hit on national and international television. The music mogul, who stars as a judge on The X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent and American Idol, was recommended by Gordon Brown before he stepped down as Prime Minister. The former Labour leader was impressed … Continue reading
Piers Morgan’s To Star In Britain’s Got No Driving Talent
Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan has said he deserved a “God damn good thrashing from the courts” after being fined for speeding in Brighton. The 45-year-old was caught by a fixed speed camera in Preston Road on 13 November doing 51mph in a 30mph zone. It happened after he had judged a so called … Continue reading
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