Apparently British and Russian Warships Repel Pirates Not Excuse To Make Naval Career More Romantic!
Admiralty House has denied that pirates mentioned in a recent press release are actually a ruse to increase the number of of new recruits for the ailing fleet. Captain J Sparrow did confirm however, that any future recruits would receive more than the customary pieces of eight normally paid in Her Majesty’s Royal Navy.
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