This Weeks Festival News Round Up
Liverpool’s capital of culture festival is disrupted when the council is subject to a smear campaign. The Ideal Home exhibition is marred by controversy when local drug pushers turn upto buy and sell. Will any one notice the poster states I Deal from Home? The tattoo/piercing festival fails as organisers get tied up at the … Continue reading
Large Spider Makes Children Celebrate More
Liverpool woke to the sight of a large spider suspended off the side of one of its city centre buildings yesterday. The mechanical spider was created to help celebrate the 2008 European City Of Culture. We asked a group of local children if they were impressed by the large spider. Gary a local boy said … Continue reading
Armed Police Have Bird Killer In Their Sights
It has been reported that the Fazackerley Bird Killer was at long last captured by Merseyside Police yesterday morning. For nearly six months now police have been on a wild goose chase across a suburb of Liverpool trying to capture the mass murderer of countless hundreds of law abiding pigeons and other common a garden … Continue reading
THE RANK NEWS: spoof news and satire 