Pope to Make Cheryl Cole Catholic Church’s 1st Living Saint
Pope Benedict XIV will crown his state visit to the UK next month by announcing a momentous break in tradition for the Catholic Church. For the first time in its almost 2000 year history, the Church is set to canonise a living person and that person is to be our own Angel of the North, … Continue reading
X Factor Joe Comes Out while Cowell goes Cruising
X Factor winner Joe McElderry is said to be elated at the overwhelmingly positive reaction from the public to his announcement last week that he is gay. The incandescent-toothed Geordie singer said he was “blown away” by the goodwill messages he has received both from fans and fellow celebrities alike, on his Twitter feed today. … Continue reading
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Strictly Come Dancing Across Your Screen Now
Recently there have been a number of successful TV shows featuring celebrities completing unlikely tasks.Who could forget the fantastic Delia Smiths “Celebrity Boil an Egg” for instance.This week the BBC have unveiled the brand new “Strictly Morris Dancing”.Couples dancing in the coming series are:- Ann Widdecombe & Richard MadelyRonnie Corbet & Sharron DaviesPeter Crouch &Barbara … Continue reading
Malawi approves Madonna adoption
Malawi has confirmed that it has now officially adopted Pop Star Madonna. The singing Diva was unfortunately not available for comment last night when news broke just after midnight. Justice Andrew Nyirenda said he was satisfied Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie were “perfect for the country”. President Bingu Wa Mutharika confirmed, “I am looking forward … Continue reading
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