China Clamps Down On Llamas At City Zoo

Llamas are bringing a law suit against his holiness the Dali lama over claims that they are being persecuted by over zealous Chinese security forces at a zoo in Beijing. The problem occurred when Beijing’s Zoos Llama house was brutally put down by secret police and soldiers of the Red Army. The managers at the … Continue reading

China Able To Protest (unlike its people) Over New Nintendo Wii Game

Hawkins Thrown Out Of Paralympics

Prof. Stephen Hawkins was thrown out of a wheelchair event at yesterday’s paralympic games as he had been tested positive for WD40

Heroin-addicted elephant leaves rehab

A former drug-addicted elephant has been pronounced clean after a emerging from a three-year detox programme. The four-year-old bull elephant, called either ‘Big Brother’ or ‘Xiguang‘, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used bananas spiked with heroin to control him.After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, … Continue reading

Elton John Announces He Will Be Singing At The 2008 Beijing Olympics Closing Ceremony.

China Says "Try And Put This Bastard Out"

After months of protests around the world about China’s human rights record which resulted in attempts to put out the Olympic flame,The Chinese Government have unveiled a flame which burns more fuel than a small country. However, under the current ecological climate we feel the flame proves that China really does care deeply about the … Continue reading

Bush Joins The Tush Slapping Championship At Beijing Olympics

Mr Bush took time out from it all and enjoyed the delights of the Beijing Olympics. It looked to all the world that President Bush was concentrating on bringing home the Gold for his country even if it was such a painful experience for him?????

George Bush Tells Chinese Counterpart "America Won’t Stand For Human Rights Abuses"

Political Display In Arrest Dismay

Olympics-theme floral displays have been arrested in south Beijing, China after one of the displays dared to unfurl the banned Tibetan flag. As yet no word has been heard of the arrested floral display but Gardening experts fear that being left in a dark cell without plant food or adequate water may spell the end … Continue reading

China Denies Michael Jackson Visited Tibet

Michael Jacksons alleged come back tour in Tibet during the Olympic Flame ceremony has been denied vigorously by Chinese officials. Not much of a Thriller there then!

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