China Clamps Down On Llamas At City Zoo
Llamas are bringing a law suit against his holiness the Dali lama over claims that they are being persecuted by over zealous Chinese security forces at a zoo in Beijing. The problem occurred when Beijing’s Zoos Llama house was brutally put down by secret police and soldiers of the Red Army. The managers at the … Continue reading
Hawkins Thrown Out Of Paralympics
Prof. Stephen Hawkins was thrown out of a wheelchair event at yesterday’s paralympic games as he had been tested positive for WD40
Heroin-addicted elephant leaves rehab
A former drug-addicted elephant has been pronounced clean after a emerging from a three-year detox programme. The four-year-old bull elephant, called either ‘Big Brother’ or ‘Xiguang‘, was captured in 2005 in southwest China by traders who used bananas spiked with heroin to control him.After police arrested the traders and freed Xiguang a few months later, … Continue reading
China Says "Try And Put This Bastard Out"
After months of protests around the world about China’s human rights record which resulted in attempts to put out the Olympic flame,The Chinese Government have unveiled a flame which burns more fuel than a small country. However, under the current ecological climate we feel the flame proves that China really does care deeply about the … Continue reading
Bush Joins The Tush Slapping Championship At Beijing Olympics
Mr Bush took time out from it all and enjoyed the delights of the Beijing Olympics. It looked to all the world that President Bush was concentrating on bringing home the Gold for his country even if it was such a painful experience for him?????
Political Display In Arrest Dismay
Olympics-theme floral displays have been arrested in south Beijing, China after one of the displays dared to unfurl the banned Tibetan flag. As yet no word has been heard of the arrested floral display but Gardening experts fear that being left in a dark cell without plant food or adequate water may spell the end … Continue reading
China Denies Michael Jackson Visited Tibet
Michael Jacksons alleged come back tour in Tibet during the Olympic Flame ceremony has been denied vigorously by Chinese officials. Not much of a Thriller there then!
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