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Former Secret CIA Manual Goes On Sale

Posted by GregB on November 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

A CIA manual instructing US agents on the use of magic tricks during the Cold War has gone on sale. It was written in 1953 by magician John Mulholland. It includes deceptions such as spiking drinks, pocketing small objects and tying shoelaces to communicate in code. The CIA ordered copies destroyed in the 1970s, but … Continue reading →

Category cia, cold war, magic, manual, secret agents, tricks

Cheney Defends Dark Side Interrogations

Posted by GregB on April 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category cia, dark side, dick chaney, guantanamo bay, interrorgations

CIA Airlines Pick-Up’s In Most European Destinations

Posted by GregB on February 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category airlines, airports, central intelligence agency, cia, prisoners, transport planes

Guantamino Bay Earmarked For New Tourist Attraction Denial

Posted by GregB on January 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Fairground groupie Sandy Brown, Idaho, upon hearing about the news confirmed, ” I am looking forward to the new Waterboard themed ride everyone is talking about but not quite happy about the funny coloured boiler suites we may have to wear!” The owners of the new attraction Continental Importers Attractions would not confirm nor deny … Continue reading →

Category america, attractions, cia, funfair, guantanamo bay, rides