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Margaret Thatcher : An Apology

Posted by daveh75 on April 12, 2013 · Leave a Comment

The death of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has caused a great deal of soul-searching at the Rank News. And we feel that we owe you, our loyal readers, a sincere apology. On that fateful Monday, we have to admit that we were too busy getting pissed to come up with the kind of vaguely-humourous … Continue reading →

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New Conservative Election Poster Pulled

Posted by GregB on April 30, 2010 · 2 Comments

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Conservative Posters Not Altered It’s Claimed

Posted by GregB on January 10, 2010 · 1 Comment

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David Cameron’s Bike Stolen Yet Again

Posted by GregB on May 7, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Conservative Party Unveils Float Entry For Notting Hill Carnival

Posted by GregB on February 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Cummerbund’s Trike Stolen As He Shops

Posted by GregB on July 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Conservative leader David Cummerbund says his tricycle was stolen after he left it locked outside a supermarket while he shopped near his home in west London.I only went in for a sherbet dab and a few gob stoppers and when I came out I found my trikey wikey was missing.

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