Conservatives Confirm New Plans To Clean Up Health Service
CONSERVATIVE PARTY TO SUPPLY DOCTORS WITH NEW EQUIPMENT TO ERADICATE LONG TERM SICK BENEFIT CHEATS
Tory Anger At ‘anti-gay’ Claims
David Cameron has blasted claims that the conservatives are anti-gay and has released a new publicity photo of his attending the new Bruno film. The release of the photo was to counteract the effects of video that had been released of Michal Kaminski, leader of the European Conservatives and Reformists, using a derogatory term for … Continue reading
Conservatives New Fight Against Yobs Outlined
Vandals and those in involved in anti-social behaviour could have their mobile phones confiscated under plans set out by the Conservatives. Shadow home secretary Chris Grayling said withholding someones phone for a month may help “disrupt” gang activity and make a point to troublemakers. Providing they are not able to buy a new phone for … Continue reading
Conservative MP’s Offer Andy Burnham Help After Confidential Paper Bloop
Culture Secretary Andy Burnham has apologised “unreservedly” after leaving confidential papers on a train. It has been confirmed that Mr Burnham received quite a few telephone calls from Conservative MP’s looking to off load a wide range of handcuffs after news of the smeargate sex scandal was revealed in the Sunday Mirror newspaper.