Mosley Wins Court Case Over Orgy
Motorsport boss Max Mosley wins a legal action against a newspaper over claims an orgy he took part in had Nazi overtones. Mosley commented he was pleased with the outcome and it means he can now concentrate on a final solution to the problems in formula one. By SLAP
Heather Mills Has Been Awarded £24.3m
Heather Mills has been awarded £24.3m in her divorce settlement with estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney. Miss Mills who sacked her solicitor and decided to fight her corner herself has been awarded a windfall from Sir Paul in court. “Let no one say I have to lean on anyone when standing up and fighting for … Continue reading
Day 2: Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary, My owner Mr Al Fayed has been in the news again claiming that I may have been forced by Prince Phillip to drive the Princess’ car and plough Diana into the Paris Tunnel. Thankfully Paris Hilton has stated in the press this afternoon that she wouldn’t allow such activities anywhere near her tunnel. … Continue reading
Al Fayed’s Hamster’s Diary Serialised Exclusively In The Global News Terrorists
Dear Diary, 20 February 2008. I have been feeling for some time now that I am being used in some way by my owner Mr Al Fayed. I cannot put my little pink finger on it but somehow I feel embroiled in a conspiracy theory involving members of the Royal Family. Since I was rescued … Continue reading
