The First Official CCTV Footage Of Panda Mugging Released By Police

Police at Wolverhampton have today released CCTV footage of the recent mugging that occurred at the weekend. Two teenage pandas walked up to an unsuspecting panda in broad daylight and mugged their victim. The victim who wishes to remain anonymous was left shaken after the incident. Apparently it has caused chaos with the male Pandas … Continue reading

Crimefighter Jim Fixes The Burglars.

Veteran DJ Sir Jimmy Savile has added his voice to crime fighting. Sir Jimmy features in a campaign in his native Leeds where “talking signs” triggered by people walking past in the street give advice on crime prevention. Passers by will now be greeted by Sir Jimmy’s distinctive voice on subjects such as: “Oi! Open … Continue reading

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