Torries Accused Of Fiddling Crime Statistics

Cybercrime Threat Rising Sharply

Who Ever Did The Mime Did The Crime

After last night’s television documentary “Girl in a Box”, the real life case of an American hitch hiker who was kidnapped by a family and was locked in a box for 10 years unbeknown to her family. It has been brought to our attention that this isn’t a lone case at all. Our research team … Continue reading


The First Official CCTV Footage Of Panda Mugging Released By Police

Police at Wolverhampton have today released CCTV footage of the recent mugging that occurred at the weekend. Two teenage pandas walked up to an unsuspecting panda in broad daylight and mugged their victim. The victim who wishes to remain anonymous was left shaken after the incident. Apparently it has caused chaos with the male Pandas … Continue reading

Crimefighter Jim Fixes The Burglars.

Veteran DJ Sir Jimmy Savile has added his voice to crime fighting. Sir Jimmy features in a campaign in his native Leeds where “talking signs” triggered by people walking past in the street give advice on crime prevention. Passers by will now be greeted by Sir Jimmy’s distinctive voice on subjects such as: “Oi! Open … Continue reading

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