Royal Wedding To Make Daily Express Immortal
It was the feelgood news story of the year. But whilst Tuesday’s announcement of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton was good news for David Cameron, coming as it did on the same day that his government announced swingeing cuts in the Legal Aid system, it was hailed as “miraculous” by Richard Desmond, … Continue reading
Desmond to rebrand Five as the Diana Channel
Richard Desmond, the new owner of struggling TV network Channel Five, has today announced his shock plan for saving the station. As from October 1st, British television’s fifth terrestrial channel will no longer be called Five but will instead be known as The Diana Channel.
Confirmed:Tory Newspapers To Run Out Of Nazi Stories After 2010 Shock
Both the Express and Mail newspapers will run out of Nazi wartime stories to fill its weekend editions within the next 12 months experts claim. The newspapers which regale over stories of Hitler and his SS henchmen each weekend are at crisis point we have been reliably informed. The situation came to a head when … Continue reading
The Daily Excess Pretends To Care Again
It’s a good job they only write for 5% of the population then isn’t it?
