Royal Wedding To Make Daily Express Immortal

Posted by daveh75 on November 18, 2010 · Leave a Comment 

It was the feelgood news story of the year. But whilst Tuesday’s announcement of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton was good news for David Cameron, coming as it did on the same day that his government announced swingeing cuts in the Legal Aid system, it was hailed as “miraculous” by Richard Desmond, … Continue reading →

Category daily express, kate middleton, prince william, royal family, satire · Tagged with , , , , , ,

Desmond to rebrand Five as the Diana Channel

Posted by daveh75 on August 18, 2010 · Leave a Comment 

  Richard Desmond, the new owner of struggling TV network Channel Five, has today  announced his shock plan for saving the station. As from October 1st, British television’s fifth terrestrial channel will no longer be called Five but will instead be known as The Diana Channel.

Category daily express, dead celebrity, magazine, magazines, news, News Items, newspaper, newspapers, porn, tv · Tagged with , , , ,

Confirmed:Tory Newspapers To Run Out Of Nazi Stories After 2010 Shock

Posted by GregB on March 16, 2010 · Leave a Comment 

Both the Express and Mail newspapers will run out of Nazi wartime stories to fill its weekend editions within the next 12 months experts claim. The newspapers which regale over stories of Hitler and his SS henchmen each weekend are at crisis point we have been reliably informed. The situation came to a head when … Continue reading →

Category Adolf hitler, cookbook, daily express, daily mail

The Daily Excess Pretends To Care Again

Posted by GregB on February 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment 

It’s a good job they only write for 5% of the population then isn’t it?

Category costs, cripple, daily express, newspaper

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