Richard Littlejohnson : Why I’m Running For Pope

Last week, after speaking at one of my regular ‘Patriots Nights’ in the No Income Tax No VAT pub in Florida, many influential and political figures brought to my attention that there’s a vacancy at the top of the Catholic Church. Seeing a chance at making a real difference to a great religion, and more … Continue reading

Alternative Movie Posters:The Deer Hunter

The Rank News Alternative Movie Posters: The Deer Hunter.

Cameron’s African Trip Cut Short By Hacking Scandal

David Cameron’s trip to Africa was cut short this week after the Hacking scandal escalated. Mr Cameron is expected to face an MP’s  enquiry into his hiring of Andy Coulson as his press secretary Related articles Cameron to face Commons on hacking (mirror.co.uk) Cameron Pledges ‘Profound Apology’ If Coulson Lied Over Hacking (businessweek.com) David Cameron … Continue reading

Special Investigation : What Does Nick Clegg Actually Do? Secret Diaries Reveal All

With the Prime Minister David Cameron being out of the country this week as he tours the Middle East flogging shooters, the spotlight has fallen on the Deputy PM, who is supposedly ‘minding the shop’ in the meantime. Yet today it transpired that Mr. Clegg has decided to take the rest of the week off, … Continue reading

Government Forced To Make U-Turn On School Sports

Michael Gove was forced to stand outside the Prime Ministers room today after he was forced to make a U-turn over the governments school sports policy. Tory Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, suffered great embarrassment in back-tracking over his pledge to bin Labour’s flagship school sports programme. The 43-year-old revealed he would now restore almost … Continue reading

David Cameron Denies A ‘Social Cleansing’ Policy

Prime Minister Cameron denied today that he planned to rid London of its poor. The  planned changes to housing benefit, announced in last week’s Spending Review, has been claimed could affect an estimated 17,000 people in London if introduced in full. Several London-based MPs have attacked the proposed new caps, due to come into effect … Continue reading

Nuclear Submarine Runs Aground Off Skye

The Royal Navy’s newest and largest attack submarine HMS Astute has run aground off Skye, the Ministry of Defence (MoD) has confirmed. The Royal Navy however, will not confirm if in fact it was Prime Minister David Cameron, Chancellor George Osborne and Cabin Boy Nick Clegg who were at the helm of the run aground submarine. … Continue reading

News In Brief: Cameron Unveils Defence Cuts

It was a cold early morning when four RAF pilots headed not towards their expected planes for flight training but to a disused air hangar. After David Cameron had unveils the extent of the Defence cuts the Royal Air force pilots were each provided with AIRFIX model plane kits in order to carry on with their … Continue reading

Government to Clamp Down on ‘Scrounging’ Tots

  David Cameron announced today the latest part of the Coalition’s plan to reduce the deficit; a war on workshy children.

Cameron’s Renting Out Notting Hill House But Not To Gypsies

David and Samantha Cameron are pocketing up to £6,000 a month by renting out their London home while they live in No 10. The couple have decided to cash in on the luxury London property market by letting their £2.7million house in Notting Hill. They will receive £72,000 a year renting out the Notting Hill … Continue reading

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