David Miliband Quits Shadow Cabinet Over Angel Delight Snub

  David Miliband has announced today that he is not prepared to serve under his brother Ed and that he intends to retire from front-line Labour politics. The Shadow Foreign Secretary, who had been the overwhelming favourite to win the Labour leadership race right up until last Saturday, denied that his decision was a personal reaction … Continue reading

Britain To Check Israeli Diplomats Passport First Before Expulsion

The UK is to expel an Israeli diplomat over 12 forged British passports used in the killing of Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in Dubai in January. David Miliband said there were “compelling reasons” to believe Israel was responsible for the forgeries. The foreign secretary said the misuse of British passports was “intolerable” and that he … Continue reading

David Miliband To Audition for The Lion In The Remake Of ‘The Wizard Of OZ’

Miliband Throws Support Behind PM

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Inflatable Faeces Raises A Stink

David Miliband has denied he had anything to do with a recent incident in London. A large inflatable faeces was released from its moorings and seen heading towards number 10 Downing Street. A witness to the incident said that he saw it all unfold and has passed a description of the perpetrator of the crime … Continue reading

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