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A Woman Entrepreneur Receives Full Backing On Dragons Den

Posted by GregB on March 13, 2009 · 1 Comment

A young entrepreneur Claire Balding today became the fastest ever woman to receive £100.000 backing from the Dragons Den panel. Claire was shocked when her innovative seat belt safety device was backed so quickly. She was quoted as saying ” i just cannot believe i got backing that quick. All the male dragons offered me … Continue reading →

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Nazi Gnomes Storm Dragons Den

Posted by GregB on January 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The BBC has received a number of complaints after 2 of the Dragons Den panel invested £50.000 for a 25% share of a company which makes Nazi gnomes. The gnomes which are made by a firm in London stand at 2ft tall and shout “Hi Hitler” when a person walks past them. A spokesman for … Continue reading →

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