Lack Of Traditional Cockney Food To Blame For Riot

A riot occurred last night at a typical friendly, West Ham Millwall derby game after a public house near to Upton Park ran out of jellied eel’s minutes before the match started. The Police are currently trawling through hours of CCTV footage to try and trace the catering firm who failed to deliver appropriate amounts … Continue reading

Kemp In Drugs Protest

A group of unidentifiable people held a silent protest waving banners calling for the ” Legalization of Kemp” in London yesterday. A flurry of press and television attention quickly encircled the home of Actor Ross Kemp near Sheppard’s Bush. The actor formerly of the BBC’s, Eastenders television programme was flummoxed by the sudden media attention. … Continue reading

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