Riot Police Called In At Elton John Party

At approximately 6.45am riot Police were sent into a private party at Elton John’s Mansion. It is believed the party which was attended by 80-100 men was to celebrate the release of his new record ‘Always enter through the back door’ which is out in 2 weeks. A senior Police chief was quoted as saying … Continue reading

Auditions Start For ‘ Elton John The Musical ‘

The Global News Terrorists Weekend Magazine

Elton John Announces He Will Be Singing At The 2008 Beijing Olympics Closing Ceremony.

I’m Coming Out So You Better Get the Party Started

Amy Wino Wanted By Boris

Boris Johnston has lambasted Sir Elton John for not supporting him in his quest to be the next Mayor of London. Mr Johnston was bitterly disappointed that the aging musician could not see to backing him even thought they send each other Christmas cards each year. Brian Paddick it appears is the man who has … Continue reading

Singer Spears In Sunglasses Scare

Britney Spears has been taken to hospital by ambulance from her home in Los Angeles, police say. Miss Spears who has been in the news on and off since her split with her former husband has been in the news yet again. Dr Victor Spode at LAX Hospital confirmed to waiting press that Miss Spears … Continue reading

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