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England’s World Cup Film Released Early

Posted by GregB on June 29, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Category England, england coach, england football team, fifa 10, film, football, wayne rooney, world cup

Modern Technology Confirms England Are Still Crap

Posted by GregB on June 29, 2010 · Leave a Comment

After Frank Lampard’s goal was disallowed during the 4-1 defeat at the hands of Germany a cry for modern technology to be introduced into the game has been made. Unfortunately FIFA spokesman Nicholas Maingot refused to comment on the referee’s howler that had cost England to lose 4-1 instead of 3-2 after Lampard’s goal was … Continue reading →

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FIFA To Investigate Gloves Worn By Robert Green

Posted by GregB on June 13, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Category England, england football team, football, football match, News Items, world cup · Tagged with robert green, sport

Limited Addition World Cup Card Game On Sale

Posted by GregB on June 8, 2010 · 7 Comments

TOP TRAMPS World Cup Card Game £3.99 In all good retailers now.

Category ashley cole, england football team, football club, france, french football, John terry, top trumps, world cup

England Player In Strange Sex Quest

Posted by GregB on November 11, 2009 · 1 Comment

Category brazil, England, england football team, peter crouch

Englands Fears Flare Up During Qualifying Game

Posted by GregB on October 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Football Association will make a formal complaint to Fifa after not enough flares were thrown on to the pitch during England’s defeat in Ukraine.Seconds after the match at the Dnipro Stadium kicked off, fans behind Robert Green’s goal lobbed several lit flares into the penalty area. More were hurled after Andriy Shevchenko missed a … Continue reading →

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