Modern Technology Confirms England Are Still Crap
After Frank Lampard’s goal was disallowed during the 4-1 defeat at the hands of Germany a cry for modern technology to be introduced into the game has been made. Unfortunately FIFA spokesman Nicholas Maingot refused to comment on the referee’s howler that had cost England to lose 4-1 instead of 3-2 after Lampard’s goal was … Continue reading
One In Four Now In Education In England
More than one in four of the entire population of England is now in education or training, according to figures from the government.There are about 14.5 million people in nursery, school, post-16 courses, vocational training and university. “This is great news as it means we can provide an ever decreasing level of standards of education … Continue reading
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