Controversy Over New School Play In Manchester
A row has broken out between a school in Manchester and local council officials. The row began when the local mainly Muslim school planned it’s adaptation of the musical “West Side Story” which they aptly renamed The ‘West Bank Story’. The deputy head, Mohammad Mombassa said he couldn’t see what all the fuss was about. … Continue reading
The Weekly Round Up Of Festival News
The Edinburgh Fringe Festival organisers are left speechless when they are taken over by the Gay Hairdresser of the Year for Scotland competition. After creating bigger and better stages & events Co-ordinators of the Second Glance Festival are slightly miffed when no one bothers giving it one. The festival of light was abandoned when the … Continue reading
The Weekly Festival News Round Up
Landmine Festival: Organisers asked about its controversy in holding such a festival said that we all need to tread carefully when dealing with such issues. The OAP’s festival of remembrance is slightly muted this year due to the committee all suffering from Alzheimer’s. Festival of Love: This year’s festival ends in chaos as Relate Police … Continue reading
The Weekly Festival News Round Up
The Star Wars fest: Darth Vader was arrested as he was obsessed with Princess Leia’s Buns. Police are investigating what “can I show you the dark side?” means. Festival organisers in Brazil are in receipt of hundreds of complaint calls from a Mr R D’Janeiro when thousands turn up at his Tupperware party in Brixton. … Continue reading
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