Transfer News! Everton Bag Big Money Purchase

Everton F.C have today finally given their anxious supporters something to cheer this transfer window with the announcement of their first summer purchase. At a specially convened Press Conference at the club’s GoodisonPark home, flamboyant Chairman Bill Kenwright struggled to contain his emotion as he unveiled his blockbuster buy.  “My fellow Evertonians, today I stand … Continue reading

90 Mile An Hour Winds Blamed On World Record Curry Attempt

The worlds biggest curry has been blamed for excessive winds hitting Britain. The largest Balti, which was produced yesterday afternoon in India has caused tremendous winds, causing millions of pounds worth of damage. Insurance companies across the country are bracing themselves for huge claims as the true cost of the damage is calculated.

Fat Boy Not Slim

An 8 year old boy weighing 14 stone has been allowed to stay with his mother after a local authority hearing. William ‘fatty’ Foulkes, 8, heard the news earlier today, and celebrated with a cheeseburger dipped in chocolate and lard. William recently lost a stone, but found it again later and placed it back with … Continue reading

Readers Letter:

I am glad that the actor and Republican Governor for California, Arnold Schwarzenegger has come out and declared his support for McCain. I too love McCains Oven Chips and I am amazed that both myself and a Hollywood actor enjoy the same taste in food. Edith pickle, Fleetwood.

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