All In All It was Just Another Paedophile On The Cavern Wall
A brick bearing the name of disgraced glam rocker Gary Glitter was removed from Liverpool’s famous Cavern Club and replaced with a plaque. The convicted paedophile’s name was featured among the hundreds of acts who have played the Matthew Street club, made famous by The Beatles. A Spokesperson said that they hoped this amendment should … Continue reading
Gary Glitter Song In GCSE Music Syllabus Row.
England’s largest exam board is to remove a Gary Glitter song from its GCSE music syllabus. The convicted paedophile’s 1970s chart hit, I’m the Leader of the Gang, was listed as “related listening” in coursework for the AQA’s music GCSE. The AQA exam board said that it regretted any offence caused and was recalling the … Continue reading
Gary Glitter In Childrens Games Sickener
Convicted Paedophile Gary Glitter has announced he wishes to be cremated upon his death. He then wishes to have his ashes placed in a children’s drawing game. When asked why, he confirmed it was because he wanted children to carry on playing with him long after he had passed away.
Gary Glitter In Under Age Olympic Controversy?
BEIJING — Questions persisted Friday about the ages of China’s gold-medal women’s gymnastics team. Are they 14? Are they 16? Hoping to put a definitive end to a simmering controversy, China was asked to provide additional documents that prove five of the six team. Gary Glitters agent has denied he has approached the International Olympic … Continue reading
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