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President Obama Pardons Turkey

Posted by GregB on November 25, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category george bush, pardon, president obama, thanks giving, turkey

Groundhog Day Goes Wrong!

Posted by GregB on February 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

American voters were forced to re-live George Bush’s presidency in shock groundhog daytime continuum portal.

Category george bush, grounhog day, time continuum portal, voters

George Bush Swallows His Pride At Contraception Clinic

Posted by GregB on January 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Category barack obama, condoms, cum, george bush

Happy New Year Celebrations Gift To The People Of Gaza

Posted by GregB on January 1, 2009 · Leave a Comment

As countries around the world celebrate the start of 2009 Hundreds of thousands turn up in Gaza to watch the celebratory fireworks. Unfortunately for the citizens of Gaza it was the Israeli Armed forces who where letting this years fireworks off in spirited attempt to oppress the people of Gaza. Israeli defence minister Ehud Barak … Continue reading →

Category 2009, armed forces, Ehud Barak, fireworks, gaza, george bush, hamas, israeli army, new year celebrations

Bush Plans To Provide Practical Guide To Presidency For Obama

Posted by GregB on December 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Surely some mistake? -Ed.

Category barack obama, beginners guide to, george bush, guide for dummies, idiots guide, president bush, white house

New Home In Dallas For The Bushes?

Posted by GregB on December 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Surely not – Ed.

Category 80's tv, dallas, george bush, new home, Texas, tv show

Wearing ‘Almost Homeless’ Sign, Ex-President Seeks Work

Posted by GregB on December 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Like a parody of each other two men in America find themselves looking for employment. Former toy industry executive, Paul Nawrocki who has been walking the streets of New York looking for work since February 2008 and soon to be former President George Bush. Mr Bush who has been very successful in mis handling Americas … Continue reading →

Category executives, george bush, paul nawrocki, unemployment, USA, white house

Summit Pledge To ‘Restore Growth’

Posted by GregB on November 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Global leaders at the G20 financial summit in Washington have pledged to work together to restore global growth. President George Bush said that he assumed these small children would grow taller with age but it looks like the world will have to step in and help. Mr Bush confirmed that the United States would be … Continue reading →

Category children, g20, george bush, president bush, washington

On General Release Now

Posted by GregB on October 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Category america, barack obama, george bush, john mccain, US election campaign, USA

Archive News: North Korean Nuclear Test

Posted by GregB on October 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

So, North Korea have tested a nuclear weapon…allegedly! Reports in today claim it could well have been a stray US missile from the 1st gulf war. “It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve missed the target”, said a US General. Condemnation has been widespread across the globe. In the UK, Tony Blair frowned, in France, … Continue reading →

Category archive news, george bush, kim jong, north korea, nuclear tests, paris hilton