Thomas Cook receives Thousands Of Complaints After Misleading ‘Spit Roasting Weekend’ Advert
Thousands of tourists have jammed complaint hot lines after arriving home from the widely advertised ‘Spit Roasting’ Weekend in Germany. One angry customer Ivon Biggen said ” I can’t believe a holiday company can get away this. I booked this break after reading an advert saying ” DO YOU FANCY A SPIT ROAST THIS WEEKEND … Continue reading
In The Theatre.
In Germany last week theatre goers were given the opportunity to see a new production by one of its leading theatre producers. The production entailed a group of actors dressed as processed chickens re-enacting the last days of Hitler in his bunker. The press lambasted the production by calling it a fowl play.
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
A German pensioner is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, it has been reported in the press. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. … Continue reading
King Thong sited in Cologne
Cologne, Germany was a city under threat when a local TV news channel confirmed that a hairy monster had been seen in the vicinity of Pashas nightclub in down town Cologne. One local resident who happened to see the monster prior to the confirmed sighting at Pashas managed to recall just how she came into … Continue reading
Police In 70’s Porn Dog Row
British police dog handlers are learning to give orders to their animals in German after bosses had to import animals because of a local shortage. Unfortunately some have had to be returned to Germany as they only understand 1970’s German porn quotes. The German police are currently looking into the business practices of one of … Continue reading
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