U2 Singer Bono In Ego Boosting Surgery
SINGER BONO was rushed to hospital for emergency ego surgery yesterday – casting doubts over U2’s Glastonbury headline spot. The chart-topping group have cancelled the first date of their US tour after the frontman sustained a lack of egotism during rehearsals. Bono’s injury comes barely four weeks before U2 play the Somerset festival for the … Continue reading
This Weeks Festival News Round Up
Liverpool’s capital of culture festival is disrupted when the council is subject to a smear campaign. The Ideal Home exhibition is marred by controversy when local drug pushers turn upto buy and sell. Will any one notice the poster states I Deal from Home? The tattoo/piercing festival fails as organisers get tied up at the … Continue reading
The Weekly Round Up Of Festival News
The Edinburgh Fringe Festival organisers are left speechless when they are taken over by the Gay Hairdresser of the Year for Scotland competition. After creating bigger and better stages & events Co-ordinators of the Second Glance Festival are slightly miffed when no one bothers giving it one. The festival of light was abandoned when the … Continue reading
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