Eric Pickles Confused Over Libyan Fly Zone
Eric Pickles MP, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government voiced his concerns over the news of a continuing No Pie Zone by NATO forces in Libya this week. Upon Hearing that he had made a mistake he quickly ordered 25 steak and Kidney Pies and a half-dozen Scotch Pies to celebrate. (Original Idea … Continue reading
Government To Infect Citizens To Justify £1.24 Billion Costs
The Con/Lib government leader David Cameron announced yesterday that drastic measure are to be made after it was confirmed the true cost of the recent flu pandemic. THE swine flu pandemic cost UK taxpayers £1.24billion in a “hugely expensive farce”, critics said last night. However, a report, commissioned by the Health Department, says lessons must … Continue reading
Government Flushed Over Industrial Action
Reading, chatting, eating and texting are among the favourite activities of Britons on the toilet, according to a recent survey. The study suggests more than 14 million people in the UK read newspapers, books and magazines on the loo. The poll points to eight million people talking – either on the phone or to family … Continue reading
Look A-Likes
Old joker back in the government again.
Prime Roasting In Car Protesting
Protest against the government’s plans to install spy devices in all motor vehicles for the purpose of charging the motorist by the mile takes a further step towards civil unrest but this time from the country set. This very unpopular act has brought many of Britain’s protestors out on the roads in protest. The initial … Continue reading
Governement Call Time On Whistle Blowers
Today The Global News Terrorists has taken a glance at its archives and brings you a report from way back in 1990. 1990: Secrets act gags whistle blowers. Whistle blowers and journalists will, from today, risk criminal prosecution if they reveal information viewed as damaging to the defence of the UK. The federation of football … Continue reading
Deadly Inflictions Suffer Under Hospital Restrictions
For some time now hospitals have for want of a better word, dumbed down their cleaning/hygiene policy for the much cheaper practice of disregard and neglect. This cheaper policy has created a hygiene pool of tissue wasting bugs that have killed countless thousands across the country. A hospital in the South of the country has … Continue reading
Paediatricians Are This Years Paedophiles
The Metropolitan Police Commissioner Harold Armstrong has today called on Prime Minister Gordon Brown to put an end to the number of Paediatricians allowed to roam our streets. The police commissioner has once again asked the question that all right minded citizens of this country have been asking for sometime now, Remove these paediatricians from … Continue reading
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