New Snow Storms Predicted..Maybe?
The Met office gave a severe snow warning last night it can be confirmed. After the heavy snow fall and the severe icy conditions that followed in January this year it has been announced that a second cold snap of unconfirmed severity is due to hit Britain again. Unfortunately a spokesperson at the Met could … Continue reading
Somali Gunmen ‘Renounce Piracy’
Around 200 Somali pirates are reported to have renounced piracy at a meeting in northern Somalia. Members of the group met local leaders and Somali expatriates in Eyl, in the autonomous region of Puntland, and promised to halt their activities. The group took the opportunity to confirm that they will now concentrate on their plans … Continue reading
Margaret Thatcher Is Dead
Dead against a state funeral that is, said a spokesperson today. News of which was wasted on the British public who thought she had died years ago.
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