Butlins Open Guantánamo Bay Themed Holiday Camp
Butlins announced today they are to open a new holiday camp based on Guantánamo Bay. The new £80 million pound complex will be built in Moss Side in Manchester and will be finished by 2012. Miss Paige Turner who is head of Bultlins said “this will be an truly unique family experience. Once a family … Continue reading
Guantamino Bay Earmarked For New Tourist Attraction Denial
Fairground groupie Sandy Brown, Idaho, upon hearing about the news confirmed, ” I am looking forward to the new Waterboard themed ride everyone is talking about but not quite happy about the funny coloured boiler suites we may have to wear!” The owners of the new attraction Continental Importers Attractions would not confirm nor deny … Continue reading
Guantanamo Bay Gives Up More ugly Secrets.
Officials at Guantanamo Bay have released footage of one of its inmates who until recently was a closely kept secret. Prisoner B has been held at the military base in Cuba for crimes against fashion and music. Reports have been made recently that a significant player in the war of terror had been kept at … Continue reading
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